We went shopping today.  I was walking into Kroger and this lady was walking out to her car, talking on her cellphone.  She was talking loud.  People tend to talk really loud on their phones, so everyone can hear them.

This is what I heard.

“I tell you I HATE everyone today.  I hate hearing them when they open their mouths.  I HATE them.”

Gee, wonderful, something I wanted to know.  Well lady, I HATE you talking on your cellphone so loud that the whole world can hear about how you HATE everybody. 

Whenever we go into a store to look for something, it seems that people come up and stand right in front  of you to see what you are looking at.  It really upsets my hubby.  The people will just stand right in front of him and then walk away without even buying anything.  I told my husband the next time someone does that, just fart.  Fart really loud.  I bet they would move really fast.  We were in the store the other day looking for something and my hubby farted really loud.  “Euwwww, that is awful.” I said.   It never fails though, like when you go to a show, it is really packed.  There is one seat open next to you and some old guy comes up and sits right next to you in that one seat.  Then he proceeds to fart for the entire show and you are gagging and dying, and you look at them and they act like they didn’t. 

My son says there is this one teacher at his school and she walked up and down the room, farting the whole time.  She just farts all the time and acts like she didn’t.  That is just gross.