I read last night that Beyonce had her baby, a girl. She named her baby Blue Ivy Carter. Really…..you would name someone a color. Was she watching Blue’s Clues and said “Oh, I love that dog’s name on there, Blue is so cute.” That child will be teased by everyone at school. “I just blew my nose and I thought of you Blue, blue rhymes with blew.” They will constantly call her Blue’s Clues. Will she like blue jeans. She will think everything is named after her. “Mommy why is everything named blue? Blue tooth, Blu- Ray, blueberries.” Maybe she was watching Avatar and thought the blue people were so awesome. I once made a picture of my son blue so he would look like an avatar person. Her boyfriend (when she grows up can text her, “The sky is blue and I think of you.” Maybe she was watching Willy Wonka when the girl ate some gum and turned her all blue and puffed up like a giant blueberry. Maybe her favorite color is blue. My favorite color is green, but I would never name someone green. Blue Ivy would be a good stripper name. “Ladies and gentlemen, BLUE IVY!” At least if she does become a singer like her mom, she will have a unique name. Maybe she will grow up and become good friends with Apple. She is Gwyneth Paltrow’s child. She probably thinks she was named after a computer, or an apple….or both.

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