I got an adjustable bed.

I sleep with this wedge I got at Walmart. I just like to prop up my head when I sleep. I sleep better that way instead of just laying flat, like a board.  But that wedge is hard. I put two pillows on it but the wedge is still hard. I told my husband I would like to get an adjustable bed. Where I don’t have to sleep on that small wedge. I can be propped up all across the bed. I checked online and those things are expensive, like thousands of dollars. There went my dream. Then the other day there was a billboard with the bed I want. I went to RC Willey and saw it. I tried it out. The head part goes up a little or a lot, like it you want to read you can move it so you are sitting up. I read about them. They are supposed to be great for you back. You can even move the part by your knees. I don’t really like my knees up high but that is supposed to be good for you circulation. I got it. It is supposed to be delivered Thursday. It was $1000. They charge $59 for delivery…..yuck, but I will have them bring it and cart it upstairs and set it up.

See that will be me sitting on my bed like that. I even put my face on the picture so it would look like me sitting all propped up on my bed. With my $10 shiny bracelet that I bought today at the grocery store, all looking like diamonds but is just junk. I don’t care, I like shiny.

I once had a 4 caret real diamond bracelet. I loved that thing. Then it just vanished. I think a friend came over and helped herself to it, because one day it was just gone. So now I don’t buy really expensive jewelry. Let them take the junk. I saw a video of this lady going into a funeral parlor and walking up to this lady in a casket. She started digging around in the casket, looking for jewelry, then she took off a ring on the dead lady. It was all on the video. They said she took a $10 ring that they put on the lady. I will be laying there someday with this $10 bracelet on and someone will walk over all smug and take that junk bracelet. I will be a ghost, over in the corner just laughing, telling her how stupid she is.

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